Full Title: How to Register at NJPW World Because Majority of What You See is in Japanese.
Just finished watching the press conference at NJPW World, and I thought that there's a lot of people wanting to register to this fantastic network for only NINE NINETY NINE (999yen), but there are people who can't read a lick of Japanese.
So here's Krizalid giving you the runthrough on how to subscribe.
Before that, consider donating so I can fund my puro obsession and buy every Mameshiba shirts that NJPW churns out.
|Your favorite should be Shibata Katsuyori, else he'll kill you.|
|Easy, just hoping you didn't forget your details.|
|Hey, did you know? You should pick credit card.|
|Ask your momma for permission to watch The NJPW Network.|
|Once again, I hope you got it right.|
|Now, buy 1000 copies of Yano Toru's DVD!|
STEP 7 - DONE!
|You can now watch Shibata kill everyone dead.|
It's so easy that even Tyson Kidd can register while petting his cats. #FACT